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Ahoy There! Here be thar' Home Port o' the Pirates o' Kazar!!!!
Thar' be t' GeoCities Pirate Isle o' Tortuga, home of ye Pirate's Den!!!!
Ye be invited aboard as ye pirates use guile an' our pirat'y ways to fight ye sea dogs an' capt're the hearts o' the fancy wenches o' the world on o' sail around t' World Wide Web!!!!
We hoisted sail t' begin this journey on the third o' November, ye year 1994!!!
By fancy ways the doubloons above will take ye t' all sorts o' int'restin' places about the ship. But be ye be warned ta' take care, for if ye enter t' wrong hatchway ye might be keel-hauled!!
[ Pirates Ports 'o' Call Log Book]
Avast! Take ye note that aft 92 years, the fancy o'print version o' Ports 'o' Call has been scuppered 'n the scurvy mime'o'graph machine thrown o'er the side. A cap'n's fancy copy ye find fer ya'r readin' by pressin' t' doubloon above, or by requestin' a fac-sim-o-le copy sent t' yer fancy numb'r address.
Contact ye Pirate if ye dare by raisin' three black pennants, or usin' our fancy numb'r address: 70001.0000@compuserve
The Pirates o' Kazar 'n & Ye Sea-Towne Scallywags quench their tongues on the black Friday o' the month at the traditional pirate's warren off Washington Square. 'Tis safe in ye den fer pirates if be two lanterns a showin' above t' f'oc'sle door.
A Sailin' the Seven Seas by ye Pirates' Sword F'er Ov'r 99 Y'ars
Last updated by a savvy salt t' forth o' November, Lord's year 1994
ThIs PaGe Is UnDeR CoNsTrUcTiOn AnD WiLl Be FiNiShEd In December 1994 !!!!!